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Alright so as you all know today is John Lennon's 25 DeathDay. So as a fan of the Beatles, im watching a documentary on Mr. Lennon. My dad comes home with a meal from Mc Choke-'n'-Puke and we all gather round the television to eat this disgusting meal. My bro says "gordon put on something we 'all' can watch." "this is something we can all watch." then my dad is says in a stern voice "change the channel!" "but it is JOHN LENNON." so forest gump is on another channel and my dad wants to watch that so I figure fuck this. I come up stairs to listen to the who and 5 minutes later they all leave the tv room and engage in other endeavours. It is as if they just didn't want me to watch that documentary. Is it just me or is my family a few fries short of a happy meal?
24 Comments:
You know happy meals really aren't happy. Ronald Mcdonald lies! They poison children with bad crap that they don't need. They fatten them for society. IT makes me SICK!
(It also makes the children sick)
By Anonymous, at Fri Dec 09, 01:22:00 AM
I think your bro should start calling you Gordo as well.
If happy meals aren't happy , what are they? They can't be unhappy meals, then people wouldn't want them, which is clearly not the case.
I'm all for fat kids though. I won't mention why, but yes it's evil.
By Shaz, at Fri Dec 09, 02:00:00 AM
I feel your pain Gordo. IT's like the world has turned against your choice of music. I've felt that way before... mostly due to shazzi and greg.
By Anonymous, at Fri Dec 09, 10:55:00 AM
OK I'm not completely against all of your music DTD, but if I ever see you play Simple Plan again I will stab you with random McDonalds paraphenalia.
By Shaz, at Fri Dec 09, 04:10:00 PM
LOL Z, you rock the house. DTD it is not that we hate your choice (although it is a bad one i must say). we are trying to encourage you to make better choices when choosing the music you listen to. ok? ok.
By Gordo, at Fri Dec 09, 04:15:00 PM
Ok, ok, I understand, you only want the best for me.
dictators.
By Anonymous, at Fri Dec 09, 08:11:00 PM
were not dictators.
GOSH!
we live in democratic country. dictators get shut down. so therefore greg and shazzi can't be dictators. we choose the music we listen to and we listen to it. like you said we only want what is best for you.
By Gordo, at Fri Dec 09, 10:38:00 PM
I didn't vote for you!
By Anonymous, at Fri Dec 09, 10:52:00 PM
a vote wasn't even held.
By Gordo, at Sat Dec 10, 06:42:00 PM
exactly! Let's do one.
A vote of no-confidence
By Anonymous, at Sat Dec 10, 07:04:00 PM
Do I want someone who's living in Tsawwassen to vote for me though?
By Shaz, at Sun Dec 11, 01:06:00 AM
No, but I don't know anyone who lives there. These people I do not know are not allowed to vote.
By Anonymous, at Sun Dec 11, 02:32:00 PM
And just where is the democracy in that!?
By Shaz, at Sun Dec 11, 02:42:00 PM
Do we let americans vote in Canada...?
The ANSWER is NO!
bah...i win.
By Anonymous, at Sun Dec 11, 07:23:00 PM
you think you have won DTD but it aint over till its over.
it has just started fyi.
By Gordo, at Sun Dec 11, 07:34:00 PM
It's been discovered that DTD is actually a cabbage.
A cabbage that steals internet from Tsawwassen of all places.
By Shaz, at Sun Dec 11, 08:14:00 PM
A gothic cabbage nonetheless! I don't even know how a cabbage can be gothic.
By Anonymous, at Sun Dec 11, 08:34:00 PM
Cha, it'll have wilted leaves and look sickening.
By Shaz, at Sun Dec 11, 08:43:00 PM
Damn, I figured if I had to be a cabbage I should be a really good looking one.
:(
By Anonymous, at Sun Dec 11, 11:20:00 PM
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By Shaz, at Mon Dec 12, 12:03:00 PM
At least no one will eat you if you're a gothic cabbage.
Wait that can be bad too, sorry.
By Shaz, at Mon Dec 12, 12:04:00 PM
Uhhh...I'm not going anywhere with that one. Quick..Gordo...add an entry! Start a new convo!
By Anonymous, at Mon Dec 12, 11:30:00 PM
LMAO! ^___________^
By Shaz, at Mon Dec 12, 11:38:00 PM
thanks gordo
By Anonymous, at Wed Dec 14, 04:40:00 PM
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