Where did the snow go?

"if you like (virgin) pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...." yup that's right it is raining and rain is supposed to mean things like the replenishment, revitalization and rejuvenation. Yet all it means right now is no more snow. What the hell. For past month and a half it has been colder than ever outside and it has snowed and driveways have been plowed and so on and so forth and then all of the sudden some warm current floats up here from nowhere and starts raining on us. Well that warm air current can kiss my ass. I want the snow back. I can hear it now: "whaddya we want? SNOW! When do we want it? NOW!" I wonder if I could sue the weatherman for forecasting rain?

"another pleasant valley........Tuesday?"

Today is the day of discovery. Two major discovery's involving my hair and one major discovery involving sleep. First some random dude at coquitlam station discovered that my hair is real and had only this to say "the dopest hair I've ever seen." second the sushi lady at surrey central mall discovered (after a year and half I might add) that my hair is real and that I don't get a perm to make my hair look the way it is. And thirdly Nate, matt and brad all discovered that if you stay up all night working on a project that is due the next day you will be tired the next day. Hence they are in this room sleeping with a sign on the door that reads "NAP ROOM do not disturb." how did I get in here you ask well it is quite simple really I just didn't pay attention to the sign.

Family

Alright so as you all know today is John Lennon's 25 DeathDay. So as a fan of the Beatles, im watching a documentary on Mr. Lennon. My dad comes home with a meal from Mc Choke-'n'-Puke and we all gather round the television to eat this disgusting meal. My bro says "gordon put on something we 'all' can watch." "this is something we can all watch." then my dad is says in a stern voice "change the channel!" "but it is JOHN LENNON." so forest gump is on another channel and my dad wants to watch that so I figure fuck this. I come up stairs to listen to the who and 5 minutes later they all leave the tv room and engage in other endeavours. It is as if they just didn't want me to watch that documentary. Is it just me or is my family a few fries short of a happy meal?

Study group

Aight so you all know that the burnaby campus sucks. well i got one class there this semester and i know 4 other ppl there. so i organized a study for today (sunday) sent out a couple of emails. told them what time to be there. where we were supposed to meet. and all that jazz. so my dad kindly drives me up there at 10:30am this morning. i get there, and head over to our meeting spot. i sit down and break out my notes and textbook. so i go over the practice final and now it is 11:30 and nobody is there. well at 12 im tired of looking at the stupid practice final. so i put on my head phones and listen to so G & R and read the textbook. appetite for destruction is over what should i listen to next....hmmm......oh van halen. 1984 is over what should i listen to next.....hmmmm......oh oasis. what's the story morning glory is over it is 2pm now and still nobody has showed up. im outta here. so much for that "study group" those snotty little bastards, im gonna rip off their heads and spit in their dead skulls they fucked with the wrong university student!

finals

Well i think friday Dec 2nd the whole stayin up late waking up early and added stress of final projects and final exams hit our group like a locomotive running into a brick wall. so friday started out like any other day i woke up went to school and so on and so forth it isnt until the afternoon when the "fun" starts. so holden and i workin on our project for iat 230 and the entire day he has seemed to be not his usual self then i go to class and when i come back he has left the room we were workin in turns out he is in the mac lab. so im in there and christmas music is playin and i ask him if this is the website that takes requests and basically we log on to like 10 comps and then control what the site plays, he says yes. so i sit down and start goin through the site and i find a most requested page and number six most requested song is by jessica simpson - WHAT THE FUCK! i read on and like number 12 is the little drummer boy - jessica simpson duetting with her sister - BLOODY HELL! im am outraged then i kinda forget what happened next but our "group" started talking bout AC/DC most of them like only one or two songs and most them say that all the songs by AC/DC sound the same. well i take offense to this and get even more out of control. so then some time passes and like 5 of us are in the animation lab. one of them decides put on Queens of the Stoneage. so i don't like QOTS to begin with and to get back at them for their comments about AC/DC i start rippin on QOTS sayin stuff such as "oh haven't we already heard this song" or "this was the first song we listened to." then im about to leave and i got darkside in my cd player and my comment to them is "im gonna listen to some real music now: darkside!" and left. now i know DTD is the one who usually goes double O C on us but friday i think i got a little double O C and for that i apoligize to the charter and the six ninjahs.