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Monday, November 28, 2005

intramural soccer

HOW DARE THEY CANCEL INTRAMURAL SOCCER! I won't stand for it. I refuse to sit back and let sfu rec destroy Thursday night. a petition will be made up and I encourage all you to sign it. and then Thursday when I am at burnaby I shall let my voice be heard and I shall descend upon those burnaby pricks with the power of the four horsemen of the apocalypse! There will be no dawn for the world of sfu burnaby and they shall know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

thought of by Afroman at 9:29 AM

13 Comments:

  • Very poetic, my lord(?)

    By Blogger Shaz, at Mon Nov 28, 09:27:00 PM  

  • yes, don't you just love pulp fiction.

    that stuff is about vengence and lords is from the bible. Jules (Samuel Jackson's character) recites ezeikels 27:10 or somethin like that throughout the movie.

    and thats the way the cookie crumbles.

    By Blogger Gordo, at Mon Nov 28, 10:15:00 PM  

  • Cookies shouldn't crumble. That makes the monkey sad because then there's less cookie to eat, and vaccumming to do.

    By Blogger Shaz, at Mon Nov 28, 10:19:00 PM  

  • so what your saying is that if a cookie does crumble there is less cookie to eat and less vaccuuming to do.

    this is an interesting concept. i shall need to test this theory before i can proclaim it as the "law of cookie crumble.*"

    *law of cookie crumble is a registered trademark of brown inc., brown etc., and ups**. any redistribution without permission is strictly forbidden and punishable under pain of chinese waterdrop torture.

    **UPS is a registered trademark of "what can brown do for you?" feel free to use this phrase in as many hilarious manners as you can.

    By Blogger Gordo, at Mon Nov 28, 10:25:00 PM  

  • Gah I meant more vaccumming to do.

    If the law of cookie crumble gets accepted, it may be the only physics rule that I care about this semester.

    By Blogger Shaz, at Mon Nov 28, 10:28:00 PM  

  • But...but...Physics doesn't work for you! So your cookies may stay together forever...filling a giant portion of your stomach permanetly!

    Or your cookies may crumble everywhere but mysteriously there will still be the same amount of cookie left and the crumbs will not need to be vacuumed up. They will evaporate or dissolve or spontaneously combust or transport out of there right to the freakin moon.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Nov 28, 10:40:00 PM  

  • well if you ment more vaccuuming well then that already complies with newtons third law: for every action there is a equal and opposite reaction. where the action is the cookie crumblin and the reaction is the vaccuuming. so incordance with the aristotles theorm of how the square of the hypoteneuse of a right angle triangle is the sum of the square of the other two sides, we find that the law of cookie crumble doesn't not hold under the conditions of more vaccuuming.

    By Blogger Gordo, at Mon Nov 28, 10:59:00 PM  

  • *chews on oreo* good point...

    I want to see a cookie spontaneously combust, the smelling of burning chocolate chips is quite intriguing.

    By Blogger Shaz, at Mon Nov 28, 11:07:00 PM  

  • Right...and the smell of meat is also the smell of burning rubber to you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Nov 28, 11:38:00 PM  

  • potayto potahto

    By Blogger Shaz, at Tue Nov 29, 12:27:00 PM  

  • Squish 'em, Mash 'em, Boil 'em in a stew!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Nov 30, 01:12:00 PM  

  • hi

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Nov 30, 08:26:00 PM  

  • precious doesn't know tatters, precious likes them raw and still squirming.

    hey

    By Blogger Gordo, at Wed Nov 30, 09:34:00 PM  

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